May 2013
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
rosalie124:
payto:
lyndsimac:
pierceduh-veil:
samfuckingb3ttl3y:
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking...
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
oreoprince:
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
connuh:
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
